The SUCK Story
A rock’n’roll vampire spoof about a down and out band, The Winners, who will do
anything for a record deal. When their disgruntled manager (Dave Foley) tells
them that they are getting “long in the tooth”, he doesn’t know that his words are
truly prophetic. During a road trip, their humdrum image radically changes when
Jennifer (Jessica Paré), the bass player, disappears one night with a hip vampire
(Dimitri Coats). She emerges with a sexually charged charisma that drives the
audiences wild.
As the band members succumb, one by one, to blood lust, their “gimmick”
launches them into the limelight. Following an “incident” on a national radio show
with “Rock’n Roger” (Henry Rollins), they hit mega-stardom beyond their wildest
dreams. Joey (Rob Stefaniuk), the lead singer, is haunted by an eerie bartender
(Alice Cooper), who turns out to be much more. Meanwhile, legendary vampire
hunter, Eddie Van Helsig (Malcolm McDowell), is tracking them down, despite his
fear of the dark. When a veteran music producer (Iggy Pop) calls them on
becoming a vampire freak show, they begin to realize that fame is not what it’s
cracked up to be.
Suck is a wild ride down a highway to hell, with a killer soundtrack that includes
Iggy Pop’s, “TVeye” and “Success”; Alice Cooper’s, “I am a Spider”; Lou Reed’s
Velvet Underground’s “Sweet Nuthin”; David Bowie’s, “Here Comes the Night”
and The Rolling Stones, “Sympathy for the Devil”.